53 Outstanding Comedy Captions for Instagram Unleash Your Funny Side

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. 🤣

I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? 🦇

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. 😴

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. 🤔

I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 🏨

I'm not saying I'm a horse whisperer, but I did once convince a horse to whisper. 🐴

I'm not saying I'm a ninja, but you've never seen me and a ninja in the same room. 🥷

I'm not saying I'm a time traveler, but I did once binge-watch a show before it was released. ⌚

I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I did once save a family of ducks from a raging river. 🦸‍♂️

I'm not saying I'm a magician, but I did once make a whole pizza disappear. 🎩

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with me. 😂

I'm not saying I'm a genius, but... 🤓

I'm not saying I'm a ninja, but... 🥷

I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but... 🦸‍♂️

I'm not saying I'm a magician, but... 🎩

I'm not saying I'm a time traveler, but... ⌚

I'm not saying I'm a horse whisperer, but... 🐴

I'm not saying I'm Batman, but... 🦇

I'm not lazy, I'm just... 😴

I don't have a solution, but... 🤔

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh. 🤡

I'm not saying I'm a clown, but I did once juggle three chainsaws while riding a unicycle. 🤹‍♂️

I'm not saying I'm a stand-up comedian, but I did once tell a joke so funny that people fell off their chairs. 🎤

I'm not saying I'm a prankster, but I did once convince my friend that their shoelaces were sentient beings. 😜

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once make a pun so bad that it caused a global groan. 🙃

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until they cried. 😂

I'm not saying I'm a humorist, but I did once write a joke so funny that it went viral. 💻

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh so hard that they forgot their troubles. 🤣

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once tell a joke so funny that it caused a global pandemic of laughter. 😷

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until their sides hurt. 😅

I'm not saying I'm a cutie, but I did once make a room full of people go 'aww'. 🥰

I'm not saying I'm adorable, but I did once make a room full of people want to pinch my cheeks. 😊

I'm not saying I'm a sweetheart, but I did once make a room full of people melt with my charm. 💕

I'm not saying I'm a cutie pie, but I did once make a room full of people want to give me a big hug. 🤗

I'm not saying I'm a darling, but I did once make a room full of people want to shower me with compliments. 😘

I'm not saying I'm a charmer, but I did once make a room full of people swoon with my wit. 😉

I'm not saying I'm a cutie patootie, but I did once make a room full of people want to boop my nose. 👃

I'm not saying I'm a sweetheart, but I did once make a room full of people want to give me a big kiss. 💋

I'm not saying I'm a cutie pie, but I did once make a room full of people want to pinch my cheeks. 😊

I'm not saying I'm a darling, but I did once make a room full of people want to shower me with affection. 🥰

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until they cried. 😂

I'm not saying I'm a humorist, but I did once write a joke so funny that it went viral. 💻

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once tell a joke so funny that it caused a global pandemic of laughter. 😷

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until their sides hurt. 😅

I'm not saying I'm a cutie pie, but I did once make a room full of people want to pinch my cheeks. 😊

I'm not saying I'm a darling, but I did once make a room full of people want to shower me with affection. 🥰

I'm not saying I'm a clown, but I did once juggle three chainsaws while riding a unicycle. 🤹‍♂️

I'm not saying I'm a prankster, but I did once convince my friend that their shoelaces were sentient beings. 😜

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once make a pun so bad that it caused a global groan. 🙃

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh so hard that they forgot their troubles. 🤣

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until they cried. 'Cause baby, you're a firework!' 🎆

I'm not saying I'm a humorist, but I did once write a joke so funny that it went viral. 'Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.' 🔥

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once tell a joke so funny that it caused a global pandemic of laughter. 'Cause baby, you're a firework!' 🎇

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until their sides hurt. 'We are the champions, my friend.' 🏆

I'm not saying I'm a cutie pie, but I did once make a room full of people want to pinch my cheeks. 'Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.' 💡

I'm not saying I'm a darling, but I did once make a room full of people want to shower me with affection. 'You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen.' 👸

I'm not saying I'm a clown, but I did once juggle three chainsaws while riding a unicycle. 'I'm a rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.' 🚀

I'm not saying I'm a prankster, but I did once convince my friend that their shoelaces were sentient beings. 'I'm a genie in a bottle, baby, gotta rub me the right way.' 🧞‍♂️

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once make a pun so bad that it caused a global groan. 'I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up.' 💪

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh so hard that they forgot their troubles. 'Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time.' 🕺

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until they cried. 'Laughter is the best medicine.' 🤣

I'm not saying I'm a humorist, but I did once write a joke so funny that it went viral. 'A day without laughter is a day wasted.' 😂

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once tell a joke so funny that it caused a global pandemic of laughter. 'Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.' 🤗

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh until their sides hurt. 'Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.' ☀️

I'm not saying I'm a cutie pie, but I did once make a room full of people want to pinch my cheeks. 'Cuteness is the only beauty that will last.' 🥰

I'm not saying I'm a darling, but I did once make a room full of people want to shower me with affection. 'Charm is the ability to make someone else think that both of you are pretty wonderful.' 😘

I'm not saying I'm a clown, but I did once juggle three chainsaws while riding a unicycle. 'A clown is like an aspirin, only he works twice as fast.' 🤹‍♂️

I'm not saying I'm a prankster, but I did once convince my friend that their shoelaces were sentient beings. 'A prank is a practical joke that's funny to everyone except the victim.' 😜

I'm not saying I'm a jokester, but I did once make a pun so bad that it caused a global groan. 'A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.' 🙃

I'm not saying I'm a comedian, but I did once make a room full of people laugh so hard that they forgot their troubles. 'Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.' 😅