70+ Best Instagram Captions for Guys

Confidence level: Selfie with no filter

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right

Life is short. Make every hair flip count

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode

I don't need Google, my girlfriend knows everything

Real men don't take selfies. Oh wait...

I'm not a player, I'm a gamer. I've got different levels to this

Trying to be a better man, one mistake at a time

Not all who wander are lost, but I definitely am

I put the 'pro' in procrastination

Beast mode: On

Living my best life

Work hard, play harder

Slay all day

Hustle and heart

Straight outta bed

Vibes don't lie

Chillin' like a villain

Too blessed to stress

No guts, no glory

I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room

I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode

I don't always take selfies, but when I do...

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right

I put the 'pro' in procrastination

I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely a person

I'm not saying I'm Superman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Superman in the same room

My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat

I don't need Google, my girlfriend knows everything

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

You make my heart skip a beat

All you need is love... and maybe a dog

I'm not perfect, but I'm loyal

Relationship status: Netflix and chill

You had me at 'pizza'

I'm not flirting, I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together

What's your go-to workout song?

Tag a bro who needs to hear this

Double tap if you agree

What's your dream car?

Weekend plans? Drop them below

Rate this outfit 1-10

What's your favorite cheat meal?

Who's your biggest inspiration?

If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?

What's the best advice you've ever received?

I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand - Oasis, 'Wonderwall'

I'm gonna live my life like every day's the last - Bon Jovi, 'It's My Life'

I'm still standing better than I ever did - Elton John, 'I'm Still Standing'

Started from the bottom, now we're here - Drake, 'Started from the Bottom'

I got that sunshine in my pocket - Justin Timberlake, 'Can't Stop the Feeling'

I'm on top of the world, 'ey - Imagine Dragons, 'On Top of the World'

We will, we will rock you - Queen, 'We Will Rock You'

I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna give up - Destiny's Child, 'Survivor'

I've had the time of my life - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes, '(I've Had) The Time of My Life'

I woke up like this - Beyoncé, '***Flawless'

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying. - Michael Jordan

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. - Mark Twain

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Nelson Mandela

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon