12 Incredible Sarcastic Halloween Captions for Your Spooky Instagram Posts

Just call me the Queen of Halloween. 👻👑

Nailed the 'scary' part of the costume. 💀🎃

I'm so good at being bad, it's scary. 😈🦇

This costume is to die for. Literally. ☠️🕷️

I'm the reason kids cry on Halloween. 👻😂

Scaring people is my favorite cardio. 🏃‍♀️💨

I put the 'boo' in 'booze.' 🍷🍺

I'm not a princess, I'm a haunted queen. 👸🏻💀

I'm the treat you didn't ask for. 🍫🍬

I'm the reason you need therapy. 😈🧠

Boo, you're scared. 👻

Trick or treat, myself. 🍭

I'm a nightmare. Literally. 😈

Spooky, but make it sassy. 👻💅

I'm a walking horror movie. 🧟‍♀️

Scaring is my love language. 💀

I'm the ghost of your ex. 👋

I put the 'haunt' in 'haunted.' 🏚️

I'm the reason you lock your doors. 🔒

I'm the monster under your bed. 😈

I'm the reason you need a nightlight. 💡😂

I'm the ghost of your past mistakes. 👻🤦‍♀️

I'm the reason you have trust issues. 😈🚫

I'm the reason you check under your bed. 🛏️👀

I'm the reason you need a therapist. 🧠💆‍♀️

I'm the reason you have commitment issues. 💔😂

I'm the reason you're afraid of the dark. 🌚😱

I'm the reason you have trust issues. 😈🚫

I'm the reason you need a nightlight. 💡😂

I'm the ghost of your ex's past mistakes. 👻🤦‍♂️

I'm a cute little monster. 👻🥰

Spooky, but make it adorable. 🎃💕

I'm the cutest nightmare you've ever seen. 😈🥺

I'm a scary cutie. 👻😘

I'm the reason you need a nightlight. But a cute one. 💡🥰

I'm the ghost of your ex's past mistakes. But a cute one. 👻😊

I'm the reason you have trust issues. But in a cute way. 😈💕

I'm the monster under your bed. But a cuddly one. 🛏️🥰

I'm the reason you check under your bed. But it's worth it. 👀😘

I'm the reason you need a therapist. But a cute one. 🧠💕

I'm the reason you can't sleep at night. 😈💤

I'm the ghost of your past regrets. 👻😔

I'm the reason you have trust issues. But I'm worth it. 😈💕

I'm the monster under your bed. But I'll keep you company. 🛏️🥰

I'm the reason you check under your bed. But you'll never find me. 👀🙈

I'm the reason you need a therapist. But I'm a fun one. 🧠😂

I'm the reason you have commitment issues. But I'm worth the risk. 💔💕

I'm the reason you're afraid of the dark. But I'll hold your hand. 🌚🤝

I'm the ghost of your ex's past mistakes. But I'll help you move on. 👻🌈

I'm the reason you need a nightlight. But I'll be your guiding light. 💡🌟

I put the 'scream' in 'ice cream.' 🍦🗣️

I'm the reason you're 'Thriller' tonight. 🧟‍♀️🎶

I'm the 'Monster Mash' at every party. 👻🕺

I'm the 'Ghostbusters' you never called. 👻🚫

I'm the 'Addams Family' you never wanted. 🏚️👪

I'm the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' you can't wake up from. 🎄😈

I'm the 'Werewolves of London' you never saw coming. 🐺🌃

I'm the 'Zombie' you can't escape. 🧟‍♀️🏃‍♂️

I'm the 'Psycho Killer' you never expected. 🔪😈

I'm the 'Disturbia' you can't escape. 🏡😱

"I'm the reason you need a nightlight." - Your worst nightmare 💡😈

"I'm the ghost of your past mistakes." - Your conscience 👻🤦‍♀️

"I'm the reason you have trust issues." - Your ex 😈💔

"I'm the monster under your bed." - Your childhood fears 🛏️👻

"I'm the reason you check under your bed." - Your paranoia 👀🙈

"I'm the reason you need a therapist." - Your mental health 🧠💆‍♀️

"I'm the reason you have commitment issues." - Your baggage 💔😂

"I'm the reason you're afraid of the dark." - Your phobias 🌚😱

"I'm the ghost of your ex's past mistakes." - Their karma 👻🤷‍♂️

"I'm the reason you need a nightlight." - Your inner child 💡🥰