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The best funny quotes to make your followers burst into laughter and showcase your brand's humorous side.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. π
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year. #Mood
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. π€
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas. πββοΈ
I don't need Google, my wife knows everything. #MarriedLife
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person. β
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈ
I'm not arguing, I'm simply passionately explaining why I'm right. #Debate
I don't need anger management. You just need to stop making me angry. π€
Short and punchy funny quotes that deliver quick laughs in just a few words.
Sarcasm loading... β³
Error 404: Motivation not found. π
I adult at least 3 days a week. #Adulting
Weekend, is that you? π
Diet loading... 1% complete. π
Friday, my second favorite F word. π
Namast'ay in bed. π
Wine not? π·
Relationship status: Netflix and literally chill. βοΈ
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome. π§
Hilarious quotes to show off your brand's comedic genius and make your followers giggle uncontrollably.
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens. π½
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it. π
I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πββοΈ
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. π€
I don't need a personal trainer, chasing my dreams is enough cardio. πββοΈ
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. #LaterGator
I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? π¦
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈ
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen us together in the same room. π¦ΈββοΈ
I don't need Google, my mom knows everything. #MomKnowsBest
Adorably funny quotes that combine cuteness and humor for maximum 'aww' factor.
I'm not saying I'm the cutest, but my mom thinks so. π₯°
You had me at 'free food'. π
I'm not short, I'm just pocket-sized adorable. π
My spirit animal is a sloth... but cuter. π¦₯
I put the 'cute' in execute. Wait, what? π
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for awesomeness. β‘
Donut worry, be happy! π©
I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'stay in bed and cuddle' person. π
I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. #GamerLife
You're the peanut butter to my jelly. #BestFriends
Engaging funny quotes to spark hilarious conversations and inside jokes with your followers.
What's your go-to excuse for being late? β°
Tag a friend who's always hangry! π
What's the funniest Wi-Fi name you've seen? πΆ
If your life was a movie, what would the title be? π¬
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? π΄
If you could uninvent one thing, what would it be? #ByeFelicia
What's your spirit animal and why is it a sloth? π¦₯
What's the most ridiculous fact you know? π€
If you were a superhero, what would be your useless superpower? π¦ΈββοΈ
What's your favorite dad joke? Tag a dad! π¨
Funny quotes featuring popular song lyrics to add a musical and humorous touch to your Instagram notes.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? #BohemianRhapsody
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. π
I like big butts and I cannot lie. π
If you like PiΓ±a Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. πΉ
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble. π΅
I came in like a wrecking ball! π¨
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier! π―οΈ
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa. π
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I. #Rickrolled
Oops!...I did it again. π
Hilarious quotes from famous comedians and pop culture to add some star power to your funny Instagram notes.
I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen π
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. - Unknown π€
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. - Unknown π
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis π°
I'm not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - Chandler Bing #Friends
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together. - Unknown π¦ΈββοΈ
I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown π§¦
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. - Unknown π£οΈ
I don't need Google, my wife knows everything. - Unknown #MarriedLife
I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together. - Unknown π¦