33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL
Instagram notes are a great way to share quick laughs directly in your followers' DM inbox.
These witty quote ideas will help you tickle funny bones and engage your audience in just 60 characters.
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best 33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL
The best funny quotes to make your followers burst into laughter and showcase your brand's humorous side.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. 🔋
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year. #Mood
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. 🤓
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💁♀️
I don't need Google, my wife knows everything. #MarriedLife
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person. ☕
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen us in the same room together. 🦸♀️
I'm not arguing, I'm simply passionately explaining why I'm right. #Debate
I don't need anger management. You just need to stop making me angry. 😤
short 33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL
Short and punchy funny quotes that deliver quick laughs in just a few words.
Sarcasm loading... ⏳
Error 404: Motivation not found. 🔍
I adult at least 3 days a week. #Adulting
Weekend, is that you? 👀
Diet loading... 1% complete. 🍕
Friday, my second favorite F word. 😉
Namast'ay in bed. 🛌
Wine not? 🍷
Relationship status: Netflix and literally chill. ❄️
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome. 🧁
funny 33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL
Hilarious quotes to show off your brand's comedic genius and make your followers giggle uncontrollably.
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens. 👽
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it. 🍔
I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 💇♂️
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. 🤕
I don't need a personal trainer, chasing my dreams is enough cardio. 🏃♀️
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. #LaterGator
I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room? 🦇
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen us together in the same room. 🦸♀️
I don't need Google, my mom knows everything. #MomKnowsBest
cute 33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL
Adorably funny quotes that combine cuteness and humor for maximum 'aww' factor.
I'm not saying I'm the cutest, but my mom thinks so. 🥰
You had me at 'free food'. 🍕
I'm not short, I'm just pocket-sized adorable. 👖
My spirit animal is a sloth... but cuter. 🦥
I put the 'cute' in execute. Wait, what? 😅
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for awesomeness. ⚡
Donut worry, be happy! 🍩
I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'stay in bed and cuddle' person. 🛌
I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. #GamerLife
You're the peanut butter to my jelly. #BestFriends
engaging 33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL
Engaging funny quotes to spark hilarious conversations and inside jokes with your followers.
What's your go-to excuse for being late? ⏰
Tag a friend who's always hangry! 🍔
What's the funniest Wi-Fi name you've seen? 📶
If your life was a movie, what would the title be? 🎬
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? 🍴
If you could uninvent one thing, what would it be? #ByeFelicia
What's your spirit animal and why is it a sloth? 🦥
What's the most ridiculous fact you know? 🤓
If you were a superhero, what would be your useless superpower? 🦸♂️
What's your favorite dad joke? Tag a dad! 👨
33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL with lyrics
Funny quotes featuring popular song lyrics to add a musical and humorous touch to your Instagram notes.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? #BohemianRhapsody
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. 👕
I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🍑
If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. 🍹
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble. 🎵
I came in like a wrecking ball! 🔨
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier! 🕯️
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa. 💙
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I. #Rickrolled
Oops!...I did it again. 🙈
quotes 33+ Hilarious Quotes for Instagram Notes: Make Your Followers LOL
Hilarious quotes from famous comedians and pop culture to add some star power to your funny Instagram notes.
I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen 💀
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. - Unknown 🤔
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. - Unknown 📝
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. - Zach Galifianakis 🏰
I'm not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - Chandler Bing #Friends
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together. - Unknown 🦸♀️
I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown 🧦
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. - Unknown 🗣️
I don't need Google, my wife knows everything. - Unknown #MarriedLife
I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together. - Unknown 🦇
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