Celestial Instagram Notes for Astrophysicists: Reach for the Stars

Stars are born, live, and die to make us shine. ✨

Gravity warps space, love warps time. ⏰

Cosmic dance: where stars are the choreographers. 💫

All we are is dust in the cosmic wind. 🌪️

The universe has a way of making us feel small. 🌌

The cosmos is within us. We are made of starstuff. ✨

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love. 💕

Astronomy is the silent music of the universe. 🎵

In an infinite universe, we're all just a speck. ⭐️

Universe has no beginning, no end, only a middle. 🔁

Galaxies await. 🚀

Stars are born. ✨

Gravity wins. ⏰

Cosmic waves. 🌊

Stellar vibes. ✨

Orbit around me. 🌟

Nebula dreams. 🌌

Dark matter doesn't matter. 🔮

Quantum leap. ⚡️

Big Bang theory. 💥

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right about black holes. 🕳️

Astronomy: because adulting is hard, but stars are easy. 🌟

When I'm stuck in traffic, I pretend I'm a black hole. 🚗

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving cosmic energy. 💤

Astrophysicists do it in space. 💫

Gravity is just the universe's way of saying 'I'm attracted to you'. 💕

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space. 🚀

I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view about the universe. 💥

What's an astrophysicist's favorite cooking utensil? A spacetime spoon. 🥄

Astrophysicists are like superheroes, except our superpowers are limited to the lab. 🔬

You're a star in my universe. ✨

Galactic hugs all around. 🤗

We're all made of starstuff, but you're my favorite constellation. 🌠

You're out of this world. 🚀

Cosmic cuteness overload. 🤯

Stellar smile, stellar day. ☀️

You're the moon to my Earth. 🌕

Orbiting around you forever. 🌟

Universe, meet my favorite person. 👋

Gravity can't keep us apart. 💕

What's the most mind-blowing astronomy fact you know? 🤯

Tag an astrophysicist who inspires you! 👨‍🎓

If you could explore any planet, which one would you choose? 🌌

What's the most beautiful astronomical phenomenon you've witnessed? 🌊

Share a fascinating astronomy quote that inspires you! 💭

What's the biggest misconception about astronomy? 🤔

If you could have dinner with any astronomer, dead or alive, who would it be? 🍴

What's the most breathtaking astronomy image you've seen? 📸

Tag a astronomy enthusiast who's always looking up at the stars! 🔝

If you could ask the universe one question, what would it be? 🤔

Space Oddity: 'Floating in a most peculiar way...' - David Bowie 🚀

Rocket Man: 'And I think it's gonna be a long, long time...' - Elton John 🚀

Starlight: 'Let's sail across the sky...' - Muse ✨

The Final Countdown: 'We're leaving together...' - Europe 🚀

Supermassive Black Hole: 'Glaciers melting in the dead of night...' - Muse ❄️

Space Age Love Song: 'And I never will...' - A Flock of Seagulls ❤️

Cosmic Dancer: 'I was dancing when I was twelve...' - T. Rex 💃

Ziggy Stardust: 'Time may change me...' - David Bowie ⏰

Astronomy: 'The stars look very different today...' - Blue Öyster Cult 🌠

Black Hole Sun: 'Black hole sun, won't you come...' - Soundgarden ☀️

The universe is not only much stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think. - Albert Einstein 🧠

We are in the universe and the universe is in us. - Neil deGrasse Tyson ✨

Astronomy is useful because it raises us above ourselves; it is useful because it is grand... - Henri Poincaré 🔝

The universe has no beginning or end, and it is infinite. - Giordano Bruno 🔁

The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space. - Carl Sagan 🌌

The cosmos is all that is or was or ever will be. - Carl Sagan 🌟

I do not know what I may seem to the world, but, as for myself, I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore... - Isaac Newton 🌊

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Eden Phillpotts ✨

In a universe of ambiguity, doubt is the only certainty. - Robert Anton Wilson 🤔

The universe is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be faced. - Simone de Beauvoir 🌠